Swing! out in PRINT today!

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Swing! Adventures in Swinging by Today's Top Erotica Writers out in PRINT today!

Buy HERE!

This collection of swinging erotica, edited by Jolie du Pre and published by Logical Lust contains 25 stories by Michael Hemmingson, M. Christian, D. L. King, Rick R. Reed, Jolie du Pre, Donna George Storey, Sage Vivant, Ashley Lister, Jolene Hui, Emerald, Jacqueline Applebee and many more.

Praise for Swing! by those who read the eBook version:

"Fun, revealing and incredibly erotic! You'll definitely want to keep this one on your nightstand."

Dan and Jennifer of Ask Dan and Jennifer

"Swing! is a fun and frisky flip through the pages of planned non-monogamy."

Bill Brent

"This is the first e-book I've ever purchased and I was impressed by everything - the cover, the intro by Ashley Lister, and the quality of the stories. It was a real treat to read new stories by some of the authors I've come to know since I've been in erotica: Jeremy Edwards, M. Christian, Sage Vivant, and some I'm just getting to know now, like Neve Black, Donna George Storey, D.L. King and "Swing" editor Jolie du Pre."

Madeline Moore


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Examiner.com

It's been about a year and a half since I quit my job to be a full-time writer.

Is it easy? No. Freelance writing is feast or famine. The last couple of days I've had so much work that I'm writing from morning to night. But not every day is like the last couple of days.

I'm not bringing in tons of money from fiction, although I recently got a nibble to work on a project for close to 8 grand. If it pans out, I'm jumping on the opportunity - but it's fiction, not necessarily erotic fiction. You don't make much money from erotic fiction, at least I don't.

Most of my money comes from nonfiction freelance work, mainly ghostwriting. But unless you have enough steady gigs, you're constantly on the look out for more work. It's good when it comes in. When you're busy, that's when you really feel like a working freelance writer.

I make my money from online writing jobs and there are plenty of them. Some of them are a lot of fun, such as my new gig as the Chicago Lesbian Scene Examiner at Examiner.com.

I've chosen to writer for Examiner Monday through Friday about anything that would be of interest to lesbians in Chicago. Can you make a ton of money at Examiner? I'm sure most don't. But I make all of my money from various online opportunities, and Examiner is just one of them. Examiner pays with page views and my page views are good and consistently higher than the averages, so I'm on a good start. I do notice that Examiner pays higher in page views than Associated Content or Suite 101. (I quit Suite 101 when I got the gig at Examiner.) I'll get my first check in July, and then I'm confident that I'll get one every month after that. You have to have a minimum of $25 in earnings to receive a check.

Examiner is looking to fill all of its open slots. From the website:

"We're seeking people like you who have in-depth knowledge about a particular topic, a passion about that topic and a desire to share related insights with others."

I saw the opening for a Chicago Lesbian Scene Examiner, and sense I've been involved in Chicago's queer women's scene for at least 20 years, and I've got related writing experience, I knew I'd be a good candidate.

If you think you'd like to write for Examiner, I'd love it if you would use me as a reference.

Please go HERE. Be sure to give the name Jolie du Pre and the number - 11086.

On the bottom of the application it will say:

How did you hear about becoming an Examiner?

I was referred by an Examiner:

Find Your Examiner:

You can search for my name in three ways:

1. Name - Jolie du Pre
2. Title - Chicago Lesbian Scene Examiner
or
3. Number - 11086

Thanks!

Sooner or Later

Unless you know something that I don't, sooner or later, we're all gonna die.

One hundred years from now there will be all new people. Nobody is going to be thinking about the people who were living in 2009. They're going to be too busy with their own lives to care.

I live my life the way I want - finally - because I know that life is short, and that I'm going to die. If you're nice to me - I'm nice to you. If you fuck me - I fuck you. I have enough family and enough real friends to know that if you don't like me, it really doesn't matter. There are billions of people in the world. You're just a speck, and I'm just a speck. True freedom comes when you live your life on your own terms.

You cannot save me.

You can't even save yourself.

I cannot save you.

I can't even save myself.

So just save yourself.

Stabbing Westward

I often wonder when I'm going to die. Will it be soon? Will it be later? Will I die of old age, or will I die in a car crash? Will I live to see 100 or will I die of cancer? Will I live to see my future grandchildren or will I die in a fiery blaze as my plane crashes to the ground?

Is that morbid? Yeah, well sometimes I'm morbid.

I know you've read about Continental connection Colgan Air 3407. Rebecca Shaw, 24 years old, made only $16,000 a year flying for them, so she had a part-time job on top of it.

Beverly Eckert was on the flight. She was an advocate, involved in the creation of the 911 committee after her husband was killed in the attacks on the World Trade Center. Terrible way for both to go.

Why are huge pieces of metal able to fly? I don't know. I never studied physics or aerodynamics. All I know is that every time I get on a plane I wonder "should huge pieces of metal be up in the air at all?" Just sayin.' The whole process is weird to me.

As I was reading about this young copilot, along the way I came across this website - PlaneCrashInfo.com., There's a lot of information, and for the morbidly curious, there's the "last words" audio cvr tapes.

From Air Florida 90 - January 13, 1982

16:00:45 CAM-1 Forward, forward, easy. We only want five hundred.
16:00:48 CAM-1 Come on forward....forward, just barely climb.
16:00:59 CAM-1 Stalling, we're falling!
16:01:00 CAM-2 Larry, we're going down, Larry....
16:01:01 CAM-1 I know it!
16:01:01 The crash.

Of course I listened to them all, and basically what I've learned is that if there's "Pull up! Pull Up!" coming from the cockpit, you're fucked.


Jolie

Valerie Bertinelli

In the 70's, when I was a teenager, I loved watching Valerie Bertinelli play another teenager - Barbara Cooper - on "One Day at a Time." I thought she was a good actress, and I thought she was pretty.

In 1981, at 20, Valerie married Eddie Van Halen. Later they had a son, and they stayed married until they separated in 2001 and divorced in 2007. (Now Valerie is with Tom Vitale.) Along the way Valerie put on pounds. That's what happens along the way - you put on pounds. But today, at 48 years of age, she looks fantastic. I have not read Valerie's book, but it's on my list. I'm interested in her journey.

(Cougar women like younger men - Valerie isn't dating a man under 30, but you may want to think about Valerie as inspiration for a cougar story for my new anthology - The Cougar Book.)

I've always liked Valerie Bertinelli because she's real. She's never been a manufactured Barbie doll - she's real.

But real does not mean unhealthy.

Many women say that women should accept their bodies, no matter what the weight, and that being subjected to images of women in bikinis just contributes to a lack of self esteem and eating disorders.

Yes. You should accept your body for what it is - if you're taking care of it. If you're smoking, eating junk food and/or not exercising - talk to me about self acceptance when you're healthy.

At 46, I want to eat right, exercise, and I don't want to smoke or take drugs. I want to force myself to get enough sleep, even though I'm crazy busy, and I'll have my wine in moderation.

When I do that I can naturally fit into a bikini. That doesn't mean I'm starving myself.

Let's make that clear.


I am not a Jenny Craig customer or candidate. However, I looked at Bertinelli's blog and I like it because it's motivational. Go here for her blog.

American Swing

For the last few months I've been so busy I'm dangerously close to burning out, but somehow I still make time for something fun. This past weekend, with my husband and our friends, I watched the documentary "American Swing." It chronicles the rise and fall of the famous New York swing club Plato's Retreat.

New York is known for its famous clubs. Studio 54 and CBGB's are two of them. The third is Plato's Retreat, opened in 1977. In the late 1970's and early 80's disco music and cocaine were everywhere. Sex in a club out in the open - not so much, unless you frequented gay male clubs. Larry Levenson, the owner of the orginal Plato's Retreat, wanted to change that. He desired to create a place for heterosexual couples to have sex with each other. And lots of lesbian sex was encouraged also - the same way most American swing clubs operate today.

Is that right or wrong? Gay male sex in American swing clubs seen as taboo? I don't know, that's not really the focus of my entry.

What is the focus of my entry is that Larry Levenson was one of my heroes. In the documentary, I watched him being grilled by Phil Donahue. (If you're as old as I am you remember that Donahue was king way before Oprah was queen.)

If swingers are still considered "sickos" today, you can only imagine what it must have been like in the late 70's and early 80's. It doesn't take courage for me to put together a swinging erotica anthology today. It really doesn't. It's because of people like Larry Levenson who showed true bravery that I'm able to do this at all. It's because of great swingers clubs like Plato's Retreat where ordinary people, and plenty of celebrities, could enter those walls and have honest sex (sex without cheating) that swingers clubs of today are able to thrive.

Sex is as natural as breathing. Attempts to prevent people from having sex, or to force people to have sex only in monogamous situations, have proven to be pointless. In the documentary, we hear from not only Levenson and his girlfriend Mary, but Betty Dodson, Annie Sprinkle, Helen Gurley Brown and others who have always exhibited a positive attitude regarding sex.

Where would people like me be without the actions of those before me? The AIDS epidemic overtook the United States, beginning in the early 80's, forcing the city of New York to order Plato's Retreat to close as they had done with gay bath houses. However, the legacy of Plato's Retreat will forever live on in the history of sex in the United States.

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Bill Brent says, "Swing! is a fun and frisky flip through the pages of planned non-monogamy."

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If you would have told me....

If you would have told me, as little as two years ago, that I would be working with a small publisher that few had heard of, I would have said you’re mistaken.

Ten years ago, when I got involved in erotica, I was all about print books. I had read erotica, but I never had any interest in writing it. That was before I read Viscera, edited by Cara Bruce. From an interview I did back in 2006:

I love art and I attend a lot of art openings in my city. One evening I was at an erotic art show and there was a woman selling copies of Viscera, edited by Cara Bruce. I bought a copy, took it home, read every story in the anthology, loved them and realized that writing erotica is what I should be doing. I also credit my husband with encouraging me to write erotica because he knew I was suited for it.

(I often wonder whatever happened to Cara Bruce, and I want her to know that her anthology changed my life.)

My goal was to get a story published in a print anthology, and I accomplished that goal with “She” published in Hot & Bothered 4. I continued to submit to print anthologies, and then I had a goal to become an anthology editor.

I wanted to edit a women of color lesbian erotica anthology, so I sent my proposal to Alyson Books. Two weeks later they responded and wanted a title. I didn’t have one, but 24 hours later I did. So became Iridescence. I had my anthology; I had my advance; I had my book tour (that I paid for); I had my book signings. Life was good – for a while, until I tried to get another anthology proposal accepted.

That was my boi antho. Alyson Books didn’t want it. Cleis Press didn't want it. Arsenal Pulp Press didn’t want it. So I quit. I couldn’t get a print publisher to accept my proposal. So I quit. I shouldn’t have, but I did.

Then one day I was emailing Jim Brown, the editor of Logical-Lust. I asked him if he would be interested in my swinging erotica proposal. That day, one or two emails later, he responded with a yes! It marked the beginning of what has been a wonderful experience for me.

Some publishers have final approval over every story that an editor accepts. I don’t have to deal with that at Logical-Lust. Jim and Zetta (Jim’s wife) share the same taste in erotica that I do and they respect and trust my decisions.

Some publishers do little to nothing for an editor when it comes to promotion. Again, I don’t have to deal with that. Logical-Lust is one of the best publishers I know of when it comes to promotion. They expect the bulk of promotion to be done by the author, as it should be, but it's nice to know that they do what they can to help.

(I want to thank Zetta for convincing me to give Swing its own domain. Swing got its own domain in February. The total hits, just for the month of February, were a little over 1,000. Now it's April, and the hits just for the month of April are currently at over 11,000.)

Some publishers take months and months to respond to a proposal. Again, I don’t have to deal with that. The line of communication I have with Jim and Zetta is open. They’re more than just my publishers, they're also my friends.

I can proudly say that the ebook Swing is just as good as any of the modern erotic print anthologies out there. Swing will probably come out in print in the future – but if you’re a true lover of good erotica – what’s the difference?

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I'm very proud to be with Logical-Lust - a small publisher that is becoming more and more known.

Swing will be published on April 24 as an ebook by Logical-Lust! Go HERE for the direct link to buy the book!

In addition, on April 24, Logical-Lust gets a brand new look!

Finally, there will be a launch party for Swing at the Logical-Lust Yahoo group on April 24. Chat with Swing authors and win some prizes!

Friday, April 24 will be an exciting day!

While you’re here – check out the Swing Book Trailer – featuring the sexy Tara Tainton. Guys (and gals) you'll love it!
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Dear Amazon

I'm just an erotica author, and you're a big Fortune 500 company, but I'm writing this anyway.

There are three reasons I'm mad at you.

First, it's almost 4:00 in the morning, and instead of sleeping, I'm thinking about you.

Second, you forced me to start another personal blog. You see I cancelled my first personal blog because it had turned into nothing more than a way to vent about Palin and McCain. Then, once they were out of the picture, I didn't need to vent anymore. Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly aren't running for president and vice president yet.

However, here I am again, venting. Which brings me to the third reason I'm mad at you, and that's because of your latest stunt to remove the rankings of books you believed to have adult content. This spilled over to removing the rankings of GLBT books, too.

I was warned by the head of a book club that you're run by conservatives. But then I also read that a conservative said that you're "run by a bunch of effete latte-sucking liberals in Seattle."

Was it a conspiracy? Did some conservatives sneak into the system to fuck everything up and then see if it would stick? If it wasn't a conspiracy, were you really stupid enough to put the kabosh on an Annie Proulx book? You make good money from her - don't you?

It's not like you've been nice in the past. I remember that POD thing - you're telling POD publishers that you would turn their buttons off if you were not the ones printing their books. Furthermore, what about those Amazon shorts? Forty-nine cents for 2,000 to 10,000 words? Please.

Censorship is bad, and I was supposed to jump on the bandwagon with all the other authors, scream about how you're such a bad, horrible company, holler about what you're doing to the gay and lesbian community.

And the whole time I'm thinking about the small bookstores, fighting to stay alive, begging people to buy from them, while we authors check our stats over at Amazon on a daily basis and beg other authors to write Amazon reviews. You have become the place to be seen, not some little, independent bookstore.

Therefore, when our rankings are messed with - we get mad. Do we care about this terrible injustice to the gay and lesbian community, or do we care more that there was the danger of people not being able to find our books? Now that the "glitch" is getting fixed - is it back to business as usual? Some of the authors have said they'll never have anything to do with you again.

Oh, really?

So anyway, Amazon, this latest stunt of yours has cost you a bunch of money. I doubt that this type of "glitch" is going to happen again.

As for me? Don't worry. I'll continue to have a dysfunctional relationship with you - buy from independent bookstores, but at the same time check my ratings on Amazon and post author reviews.

You've brought me money. You've brought me exposure. You're my sugar daddy and I'm one of your many whores.

And when it's all said and done, small presses, I'm afraid, one day, you will indeed lose the fight for good. Because, after all, video killed the radio star.

~

Jolie